Meet Mochi 🐾

Job title Chief Scam Skeptic. Reviews suspicious texts by sitting on the keyboard.

Signature look Tuxedo coat with a heart-shaped white patch on her face. Very on-brand for a site that protects people.

Personality Stares directly into your soul, flops belly-up on the couch, or yawns at scammers who think you'll fall for fee links.

Origin story She’s been supervising humans since kittenhood — hanging out was always the primary job description.

Why treats? These tools are free. Tony runs them from a basement server. $1 treats keep Mochi in freeze-dried chicken and the lights on.